Raider Nation Passive-aggressively Storms Another Week
DOliver the latest star to shine from Black Hole
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If you're having trouble comprehending -- when the Raiders look as flaccid 
as the penis of Adam Jennings as he talks about James Joyce with Ms. Bradley 
-- how Raider fans can possibly be occupying 4 of the top 7 spots in the 
FMNFLP season standings, well then...you haven't really been paying 
attention to Raider Nation 2006.  Just days after Chris Sabbe declared he 
couldn't wait to put a 14 against the Raiders again, Dylan Oliver won Week 3
by out-Bengalling Mike Godsey, out-Fishing Tully Wyatt, and out-Broncoing 
Kathy Wyatt.  Claiming 800 dots on the Bengals, Dolphins, and Broncos, 
DOliver won his 11th career week, tying him with K-Dub and K-Saab for 6th on 
the all-time list, and giving him the overall season lead by 4 points over 
fellow Raider backer KenDoggie Vis.  League Champion Eric Emerton still 
lurks just 11 points back in 4th place.

Stats!
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- Ken Vis has won money in all three weeks.  Nobody else has won money in 
even two straight.

- 7 different poolsters moved at least 5 places in the pool.

- Farnsworth is 0-9 with the Panthers, Saints, and Rams.

- Nobody has picked more games correctly than Robert Emerton, who is in 10th 
place.



If Only....
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Ken Vis would've won with some help from the Pats.
K-Dub would've won with some help from Pitt.



Dolphins "87%" responsible for Godsey's premature poop
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Though the Bucs, Jon Kitna, and excessive amounts of coffee were all named 
as contributing factors, local experts confirmed that Godsey's ill-timed and
rather uncomfortable bowel movement was primarly the result of Miami's 
inability to handle the visiting Titans of Tennessee and thereby putting 
Godsey's suicide pick at ease.
     "I really hate this [suicide] pool," Godsey admitted after stepping
safely away from the bathroom stall.  "I don't know why I get involved 
every 
year -- it totally disrupts my biorhythms."



Notre Dame football game literally kills SLO High supervisor
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The beloved 72-year-old Mike O'Reilly was literally killed Saturday when the
Fighting Irish of Notre Dame came back from 17 points down in the fourth 
quarter to beat Michigan State, immediately causing cardiac arrest in the 
heart of the Irish fanatic who made a living patrolling the grounds at SLO 
High.  Apprarently, and seriously, Mike's last words were "Go Irish!"



POW!
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DOliver deservedly took 5 of the 7 nominations for Pick of the Week, and 
ultimately took the crown with his dozen on the RoadBengals.  It is D's 3rd 
Pick of the Week.

Robert Hassanali was the runaway clown with his 7 on the Niners.  It is his 
first Funky award of any kind.




Next week!
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Kevin Sabbe's Vikings at Diane's Bills
Adam's Browns at Raider Nation